ok so to keep good numerology up im gonna like totally call it at 3 posts for my first day
anything else will upset the weather elephant, and its pretty rainy already
i have discovered much about the lj universe today. im kinda starting to "get it" now
maybe i should go post in some communities

its scary though coz im like gonna have to pretend to know something in a totally non-ironic way
which will be difficult because everytime i write "like" or "totally" it is used in an ironic way
there should be a html tag for sarcastic comments

actually that is a serious failing of internet communications i think - there is no way to put inflection in what you writing. and since what people write on the interweb is mostly conversational anyway (as opposed to proper written english) there should totally be a system of inflections or symbols to express things like sarcasm and excitment
actually its amazing it hasnt evolved by itself already....all we have is emoticons and since they are a ton of shit we need something new!
ok with that in mind i am here to make a IMPORTANT POINT IN HISTORY

this is the first use of a inflection symbol in interweb speak
lets say we use the $ symbol before and after a section of text to imply sarcasm
like this: im finding my phd $so easy$
like that see?

what is the point in this?! nobody reads this journal! no wait - it'll work eventually when i get lj friends - coz they will go back and read my original posts to find out what kind of person i am (a verbose one it seems). so in fact this message will come into effect some time into the future. man thats a cool thought
$im so clever$

okok time to read some DEATH NOTE

i will introduce more inflection tags as the days go on
cmon people lets roll something new down the webhill!

my new sexy theme!
i was going for mysterious. and i totally succeeded.
the darkness represents my troubled soul. tormented by people on their bebo pages
i also need more userpics
lj is funfun!
people i need you to come from far and wide to tell me how loved i am
i know a million people read this per second....the interweb is amazing

ok so im standing on stage with a single bright hot spotlight on me. a crowd of bored people are waiting for me to do something

LJ is intimidating!
i joined due to my new found obsession with manga (esp fullmetal alchemist!) and from continued gentle pressure from squirrelgirl28

i will write something proper when i sorted out my journal page style thing

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